"I always hoped that after the prince found Cinderella and they rode away in their magnificent carriage, after a few miles she turned to him and said, “Could you drop me off down the road please? Now that I’ve finally escaped my life of horrific abuse, I’d like to see something of the world, you know? …I’ll catch back up with you later, Prince, once I’ve found my own way."

"If you think pubic hair on a woman is unnatural or weird, you aren’t mature enough to be touching vaginas."